I’m Lord Don** — a battle-hardened freelance consultant who's wrestled with SuiteDash portals, WordPress websites, and the occasional flaming dumpster of a client project. If you're looking for a freelance automation expert or custom business workflows that actually work, congratulations. You found him.
What I Can Do
SuiteDash Sorcery: Automations, custom portals, making that clunky mess actually work for your business.
WordPress Wizardry: Hosting, design, optimization, plugin wrangling — you name it, I break it and fix it better.
General Firefighting: Random chaos? Weird business problem? Broken tech? I consult. I solve. I invoice.
SuiteDash Superpowering: Full portal builds, automations, white-labeling, and client experiences that don't suck.
Workflow Automation: Make.com wizardry, API wrangling, file juggling, and logic chains that make lesser consultants cry.
Managed WordPress Hosting: Synchronized Hosting isn't just faster — it's smarter. Custom-built for performance and peace of mind.
Digital Strategy: Funnels, forms, follow-ups. Want your business to actually function online? I build the system *and* the strategy.
Client Portals That Don’t Suck: Branded, beautiful, and functional SuiteDash portals — no training manual required.
Holiday Light Programming (Yes, really): Custom Light-O-Rama shows that would make Clark Griswold weep with joy.
Jack of all Trades: Master of none, but oftentimes better than one. I've doen a lot of things. Shoot me a message, I can proably help. (Or at least quickly tell you I can't.)
Software/SaaS/Applications
I have experience with a wide range of software packages.
WordPress: See above. I have a WordPress hosting business. I can also design the sites if needed
Automation: I've worked with Zapier, Make.com and n8n.com. Yes, I use chatgpt a lot to help me with formatting and to get the data I need.
More: There's more, I just don't have it here.
Lord Don
Am I really that much of a narcissist? The answer is no, I am not. The origins of the name go back about 8 years or so. If you want to know about it, ask me.
Contact Me
Want to work together? Shoot your best offer to hiredon@donteague.com (or smoke signals, I’m flexible).