What I Do
SuiteDash Sorcery
Full portal builds, white-labeling, automations, and client experiences that don't suck. I make that clunky platform actually work for your business — no training manual required.
WordPress Wizardry
Hosting, design, optimization, plugin wrangling — you name it, I break it and fix it better.
General Firefighting
Random chaos? Weird business problem? Broken tech? I consult. I solve. I invoice.
Custom Web Apps
When off-the-shelf SaaS doesn't cut it, I build custom web applications from the ground up. Live and shipping: The Club Schedule. Currently in the oven: Ordinatus.
Workflow Automation
Make.com and n8n wizardry, API wrangling, file juggling, and logic chains that make lesser consultants cry.
Managed Hosting for WordPress Sites
Synchronized Hosting isn't just faster — it's smarter. Custom-built for performance and peace of mind.
Digital Strategy
Funnels, forms, follow-ups. Want your business to actually function online? I build the system and the strategy.
Holiday Light Programming
Yes, really! Custom Light-O-Rama shows that would make Clark Griswold weep with joy.
Jack of All Trades — Master of None
... but oftentimes better than one. I've done a lot of things. Shoot me a message, I can probably help. (Or at least quickly tell you I can't.)
Software / SaaS / Applications
I have experience with a wide range of software packages.
WordPress
See above. I have a WordPress hosting business. I can also design the sites if needed.
Automation
I've worked with Zapier, Make.com and n8n.com. Yes, I use ChatGPT a lot to help me with formatting and to get the data I need.
More
There's more. A lot more I'm sure. I just don't have it here.
About Me
I'm Lord Don — a battle-hardened freelance consultant who's wrestled with SuiteDash portals, WordPress websites, and the occasional flaming dumpster of a client project. If you're looking for a freelance automation expert or custom business workflows that actually work, congratulations. You found him.
Contact meAm I really that much of a narcissist? The answer is no, I am not. The origins of the name go back about 8 years or so. If you want to know about it, ask me.
(Yeah, that's an AI image.)